Whats life then

Whats life then.. Without a selfish friend who eats all the minced meat alone that was supposed to serve as lunch for the both of you, a friend who refuses to fetch water for you just because you did not prepare them for such a task,how on earth were you expected to know if you were going to get sick? A friend who expects to be treated in a certain manner or for you to put up with their annoying crapy behaviours which they themselves can never put up with, a friend who wants yot to go the extra mile to make ends meat for them but that for them is a not go zone, seriously life would be boring because there is fun in having all these friends especially when its your turn to pay them back being the bitch you are! Y'all in trouble!